Tributes to Lawyers and Other Jokes

"It's been so cold in Ottawa this winter that most lawyers have their hands in their own pockets."

~ Sundry Citizens

"I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters."

~ John Keats

"People who use lawyers are not really people you would want to hang around with."

~  Deborah Ross

"99% of lawyers give all the rest a bad name."

~ Anonymous

"How many lawyer jokes are there? One. The rest are true stories."

~  Thomas Shubnell

"What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator."

~ Marvin Lebman


"A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns."

~ Mario Puzo


The Lawyers

Ronald McCloskey      Email

Kenneth McCloskey    Email

Legal Assistants

Rose Marie McCloskey Email

Myriam Courtemanche  Email

Sarah Baird  Email


Suite 202, 5307 Canotek Road
Ottawa, Ontario
K1J 9M2

Telephone:  (613) 745-0395

Facsimile: (613) 745-8007

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